| Load the mallow on the stick |
| Make sure it's on well, so it doesn't fall off in the fire |
| Get close to the fire, but not too close |
| Stick the mallow into the flames until it burns (while showing your bra to the internets) |
| Check the outside to make sure it's crispy |
| Carefully peel off the carcinogenic outer layer |
| It should come off in one piece, looking like a shell of the mallow |
| And gently place the shell onto your tongue |
| Close your mouth and let the mallow dissolve into sugary bliss |
| Prepare to repeat the sequence with the rest of the mallow |
| Stick it in the fire. Close, but not too close. |
| Peel off the outer layer |
| It gets trickier as the mallow gets smaller |
| Eat the second shell of the mallow |
| Repeat until the mallow is too small to layer, and pull the whole thing off |
| Savor. Every. Second. |
| Lick your fingers |
| Peel off any goo that might remain on the stick |
| And eat that too |
| And repeat the entire sequence again... and again... |